1. evallannn:

    Surprise motherfucker

    (via funnybrunette)

  2. tattoome:


    (Source: nahshaw, via timeywimeyphan)


  3. why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

    for example: me

    (Source: skate-high, via nikiforever2011)

  4. (Source: favouritesblog, via woahdiana)


  5. fartgallery:




    my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob

    reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times

    what does that have to do with anything??

    it was cool

    (via australiansanta)


  6. hungarian:

    what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

    (via covocal)

  7. milkti:

    why are a bunch of cabbages singing

    (Source: ash-ofpallet, via nikiforever2011)


  8. omgamole:

    you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

    (via starbuckers)


  9. spikespiegell:

    do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

    (via starbuckers)

  10. I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

    (via thereswonderinwonderland)